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21

Apr

shelbysbutt:

my bod is made of bricks and string

Jesus, you’re Nick Nolte in NORTH DALLAS FORTY.

14

Apr

shelbysbutt:

as-warm-as-choco:

jonnnyariga:

uh Hi everyone!! i know this is  kind of out of no where but this is my good friend Ashley. I love her so much and she’s such a fun,loving person, and she needs help. She’s been fighting aplastic anemia for over 2 years and she recently lost her hair due to chemotherapy, and she’s only 15. For those of you who don’t know, aplastic anemia is a condition in the bone marrow where its unable to make enough white blood cells, red blood cells, and platelets. Its very similar to leukemia. It has caused her to miss a numerous amount of school, and she has had to undergo many surgeries and doctors appointments. In fact, she is unable to return to school for the rest of the year. she’s been gone since December.

Because of her condition, she can’t be out in the sun, take the stairs, and she gets very nauseous easily. If she has to be outside for a long time, she needs a wheelchair. At school I had to ride the elevator with her and make sure she was okay every so often.

Unfortunately, her family is unable to pay for the treatment she desperately needs. I don’t know if this will work, but I was hoping that if i posted this, some people on tumblr would help donate. The money would go towards a bone marrow transplant. It costs $10,000 and so far they have only made about $1,300.

Please im asking this as her friend and someone who cares about her. If you could just signal boost this or even donate a dollar it would mean so much to me and her family as well.

Donation for Transplant

Facebook Page

There’s only about a month left until this campaign closes so please help.

Thank you so much.

REBLOG THIS ! You can save Ashley’s life… I know we can do it ! It’s only $10,000… It’s nothing for tumblr ! WHERE ARE THE NOTES!

Also, if you haven’t, consider signing up for the bone marrow registry. It’s super easy - they send you a swab you rub inside your cheek then mail it back. You feel like a badass getting to mail in a DNA sample and it’s nice knowing you could help someone some day.

(Source: kurutakura)

28

Mar

Anonymous asked: I didn't realize cute and adorable could reach such heights.

shelbysbutt:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I didn’t realize atrocious and repulsive could reach such lows????????

25

Mar

shelbysbutt:

Pouty last night babes

Gosh… you’re becoming so interesting.

shelbysbutt:

Pouty last night babes

Gosh… you’re becoming so interesting.

20

Mar

shelbysbutt:

this looks like a healthy natural face color

… for tropical fish maybe.

shelbysbutt:

this looks like a healthy natural face color

… for tropical fish maybe.

30

Dec

It must be tough to be a conservative in Gay-dominated Hollywood. You never know if someone your party is actively demonizing and persecuting might “accidentally” scratch your retina with an over-sharpened makeup pencil.

16

Dec

Devil’s advocate doesn’t mean douchebag!

shelbysbutt:

travsi said:only “allowing” men to work was in a way a type of dam that acted as a buffer to the rat race that is today [less competition but less overall talent]. love it or hate it it is interesting to think about its effect on “traditional american values”

NOPE! 1. You are wrong that was not the intention. 2. I don’t have to “love it or hate it”! I can just hate it! 

Devil’s advocate means douchebag’s agent, manager and lawyer!

15

Dec

shelbysbutt:

People honestly thought allowing minorities into major league sports would be unfair because they’d be stealing spots from white people. People honestly thought that allowing women to work factory jobs during WWII at an equal salary was unfair because it’d take away money that could be used to pay men.

Exactly. Like the NBA isn’t still 87% white? Come on!

13

Dec

Put down your Kombucha and go home, Lululemon.

chloedykstra:

[A quick summary of what’s happening can be found here.]

Alright, Lululemon. I didn’t want to get involved but this is the least heartfelt apology I’ve ever seen.

I was 5’9 and 113 pounds (yes I’ve gained some weight since and feel immensely better), and your stupid pants started…

That guy has all the charisma and warmth of your average serial killer.

Anonymous asked: I'm a straight white guy (important information?) and I really prefer not to refer to myself as a feminist. And especially not as an MRA. While both of those terms SHOULD represent a group of people who want equality and to end discrimination, oftentimes the people who define themselves by these terms are terrible people who aren't in fact working towards equality. I would gladly refer to my self as feminist if it didn't mean associating myself with discriminatory assholes.

shelbysbutt:

If you are not a discriminatory asshole then calling yourself a feminist won’t make you one and may go a long way to reclaiming that word :) 

Webster defines masculinist as an advocate of male superiority or dominance and feminist as  advocating equality; so the terminology utilized was problematic from the start. I refer to myself as Egalitarian. Helps get to the next stage of the conversation. Few refuse to call themselves Egalitarian; by refusing they would be practically be calling themselves Nazis. But whatever: male, female, gay, straight, I say live and let live; as long as you’re White and American of course.

12

Dec

shelbysbutt:

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Holy shit! I think you just invented Strip Pictionary!

11

Dec

shelbysbutt:

The prophecy is fulfilled

First they came for Star Wars and we did nothing…

http://shelbysbutt.tumblr.com/post/69735716558/in-6th-grade-we-read-an-updated-version-of-beowulf

shelbysbutt:

In 6th grade we read an updated version of Beowulf (not the new/olde english version we’d later have to read in high school) and then later in the year we had to write a short paragraph or story or something from the perspective of a character in one of the books we had read (to learn about…

No really successful person remembers more than one of their teachers as bright.

shelbysbutt:

But really the only thing I clearly remember from Beowulf is that his torso was longer than most men’s so that while standing he was of average stature, but when he sat he measured taller than everyone else.

A high torso to leg length ratio; so like a really tall dwarf.

I actually attack the concept of happiness. The idea that - I don’t mind people being happy - but the idea that everything we do is part of the pursuit of happiness seems to me a really dangerous idea and has led to a contemporary disease in Western society, which is fear of sadness. It’s a really odd thing that we’re now seeing people saying “write down 3 things that made you happy today before you go to sleep”, and “cheer up” and “happiness is our birthright” and so on. We’re kind of teaching our kids that happiness is the default position - it’s rubbish. Wholeness is what we ought to be striving for and part of that is sadness, disappointment, frustration, failure; all of those things which make us who we are. Happiness and victory and fulfillment are nice little things that also happen to us, but they don’t teach us much. Everyone says we grow through pain and then as soon as they experience pain they say “Quick! Move on! Cheer up!” I’d like just for a year to have a moratorium on the word “happiness” and to replace it with the word “wholeness”. Ask yourself “is this contributing to my wholeness?” and if you’re having a bad day, it is.

Hugh Mackay  (via cenobiteme)

BUZZKILL!!!!

(Source: black-wolves)