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21

Apr

The dreaded Vagina fish, feared by gay fisherman the world over.

The dreaded Vagina fish, feared by gay fisherman the world over.

Hilary Swank Net Worth

HBO’s Mary and Martha,what a moral wake up call huh?

01

Apr

thisisnthelpful:

Baguette bread bunz

Was it supposed to be a bunny, or fallopian tubes?

thisisnthelpful:

Baguette bread bunz

Was it supposed to be a bunny, or fallopian tubes?

31

Mar

thisisnthelpful:

Ohhhh fuuuuuck you Laura

That’s a lot of judgement for someone approaching 11,000 tweets.

thisisnthelpful:

Ohhhh fuuuuuck you Laura

That’s a lot of judgement for someone approaching 11,000 tweets.

13

Mar

New Jersey’s full a schools that isn’t [sic] working.
Governor Chris Christie

06

Mar

“Survived U.S.-Backed Coup”, Are you sure?

03

Mar

To IMDB, who don’t seem to allow comments on their offensive pages.

Your “The Ugly Truth Page” is quite offensive and rude, and until today I assumed beneath you. It’s one thing to allow offensuve comments on a site. It’s something more to allow entire pages, under the IMDB banner, to be so offensive. You need to rethink your website policies, especially on this page:

http://www.imdb.com/list/HfQMSCIKbZk/?licb=0.1613562480404166

02

Mar

thisisnthelpful:

cautionary tale: 12:51am crispix

Already worried about your first stroke. That’s so Woody!

News of Jay Leno’s retirement. News of Conan O’brien’s suicide pending.

24

Feb

do robin and ted get married and you find out he was talking to lilly and marshall’s kids the whole time?

thisisnthelpful:

that would be bullshit

If you’re still trying to figure out Jaws, you’re WAY off.

23

Feb

thisisnthelpful:

wanna hear a joke? A whiny, stupid, white boy joke?

Ladies and gentleman Joseph P. Larkin!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh3rZUIDYH0

15

Feb

thisisnthelpful:

I can do this thing after I eat where I stick the top of my stomach out really far and pretend a xenomorph is popping out no one likes it

Sadly, a lot of people are still xenomorphobic.

thisisnthelpful:

I can do this thing after I eat where I stick the top of my stomach out really far and pretend a xenomorph is popping out no one likes it

Sadly, a lot of people are still xenomorphobic.

13

Feb

Kate Spencer: On Seeing Lena Dunham Naked

thisisnthelpful:

katespencer:

When I was 10 years old, some moms in my fifth grade class organized an end of the year pool party for our entire grade. It was one of the first times I can recall being sent into a tailspin of anxiety for weeks, because it meant I had to wear a bathing suit in front of my classmates. After many…

How are people still questioning why Lena Dunham’s character gets laid in her show? How is that POSSIBLY an issue? There are so many other parts of tv shows to critique - if you’re looking to critique it - that to keep harping on Dunham’s body is frankly insulting to women on both the physical and mental level. Like the only critique you can find for a female character HAS to do with appearance - say nothing of her personality or intelligence.

Lena Dunham’s character get’s laid because she’s female, sexual, and kind of a sociopath-very hot. As to how easily they seem to “fall” for her, that may be a bit of a romantic fantasy of guys not being quite as shallow as we know they/we actually tend to be.

How real and mean and self-serving she can be, without resorting to “bitchy” stereotype, is a revelation.

10

Feb

I assume David Mamet is joking about voting for the people that used every element of the patent immorality in his Wag the Dog, in manufacturing the Iraq war.

Is Justin Beiber James Franco’s gay little sister?